Full House, 1987, and Peloton?

Full House is seriously strange. I'm amazed a show about 3 guys in San Francisco raising 3 girls made it as a family show. Or is that just a pre-Tumblr world?

Remember, a commercial for a bicycle was supposed be a    mini-exploitation movie?

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Is that too much porn, or not enough exercise? You couldn't even have Dave Coulier around kids now! Who among us hasn't listened to Jagged Little Pill as an adult and thought:

"Wait? How old WAS Alanis Morissette!?" As the second thing after "Isn't it ironic...?"

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You couldn't have 2 dudes in a bathtub at 8 pm in 2020! How can you have that in 1987?  

Where were the parents of the Peloton Brigade?