Bohemian Rhapsody is an engrossing portrait of the
accomplishments of one man’s teeth. It might be the most famous story of a
generation. I ask you, did the teeth belong to Freddie Mercury, or does Freddie
Mercury belong to the teeth.
The band Queen was obviously greater than the sum
of its parts. But as Bohemian Rhapsody constantly tells us, Freddie Mercury's teeth were the greatest part of all. These triumphs of odontology paved the
way for 4 people to be enshrined in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, as well as
some pretty cool looking parties. I mean think about it. If he didn't have those
choppers he'd probably still be throwing bags at Heathrow airport.
But as great as his teeth were, they were no match for dragon
teeth. As great as his voice was, it was not fire. Yes he could get throngs of
people to sing a love song to his wife, but he could not make them cower in
fear with fiery breath. If you want to see teeth put to good use as with so
many other things you have to watch Game of Thrones.
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